Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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