i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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