Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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