I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
he fucked my hip out of place.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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