just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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