i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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