32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
