genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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