atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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