Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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