Cold hands, warm shart.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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