Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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