Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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