But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
