There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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