he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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