Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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