Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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