i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
Randomize
