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hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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