I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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