its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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