he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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