Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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