But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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