Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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