btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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