that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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