I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
But theres a keg here and me gusta
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
