remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We were destined to go to rehab together
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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