I wanna bring you to show and tell
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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