You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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