sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
