white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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