My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I will be naked everywhere
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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