Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
NoShamevember. You game?
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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