Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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