Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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