Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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