The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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