Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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