And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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