you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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