Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
