What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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