So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
