His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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