you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He shit in the fireplace
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