Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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