There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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