Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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